What do you text back when she says “that is the worst joke i have ever received”?
She sent
“that is the worst joke i have ever received”
One reply that flips it
“worst joke, fastest reply. i'll take that trade every time.”
Why this one is the strong flip
It picks up her own word, “joke”, and turns it around, so the line could only have been written to her.
It stays short, it reads like a text rather than a paragraph, and it is charged without being graphic. The suggestion is the whole point, and spelling it out is what kills it.
The move: The Callback
Reuse a word they actually said. It proves the line could only have been written to them, and it's the cheapest way to sound personal.
Situation: the tease. She is needling you. Getting defensive kills it. Take the hit and hand one back. The line above is one way to play that, not the only one.
Now write your own
Reading someone else's line is not the rep. Get a text like this one, write your reply, and see what it scores. It is free, it needs no account, and nobody is watching.
Take a free rep